Beyoncé BiteGate has taken over our lives this week and to say the ride has been a roller coaster is an understatement. The story, which all started with a GQ interview with Tiffany Haddish, involves an actress, Beyoncé … and, allegedly, a bite. 

Once Haddish's quote about said mysterious actress biting Beyoncé's face at a party circled the media, everyone got their Law & Order on and scrambled for clues so the culprit could be found. Multiple reports surfaced concluding Sanaa Lathan was the nefarious biter; however, Lathan has strongly denied this.

Bey reportedly wants us to leave it all alone. Sources claim that Beyoncé was super flattered by our concern but didn't want everyone to gang up on the biter … whoever it is. 

Speaking of leaving it all alone, Haddish decided to drop the last and final word via Instagram Live, Vulture reports. 

“NDAs are real, so I’m not saying shit about nothing,” Haddish said.

They gon' have to sign a non-disclosure, ayyyy!

You thought Bey was kidding in "Top Off?"  Pfft. 

However, Haddish did say that while she has everyone's attention, she'd like to turn us all to more important matters.

Such as?

Taxes! Literacy! And a clean house! 

“People should be focusing on the real issues at hand, like did you do your taxes? Because taxes is due real soon," Haddish said. "Can your children read and write? Have you been working with them on their reading and their writing? Is your house clean? That’s what we need to be focusing on.”

Welp, guess that's all there is to say about that. Or is it? With Haddish, you never know, thank God!