This week was jam-packed with roast-worthy events.
Jessica Biel revealed to the world that she doesn't believe in vaccinations and got the appropriate amount of clowning while Drake and the Toronto Raptors won Canada's first NBA Championship and the widely-anticipated "Hot Girl Summer" is being called into question.
Here's some of the best Twitter had to offer this week:
Let's start off with the season five premiere of Black Mirror, which started off with an interesting tale involving two long time friends who took their new relationship to a new level with the assistance of a video game.
This line from the Black Mirror “Striking Vipers” episode… pic.twitter.com/3sr5og7XLR
— michael blackmon (@blackmon) June 9, 2019
Dying, send help ???????? #BlackMirror
#StrikingVipers
pic.twitter.com/bmuumTGI9G— Sinny Suicide (@SinnySuicide) June 12, 2019
Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s. https://t.co/zRhZoc660p
— Yahya Abdul-Mateen 2 (@yahya) June 11, 2019
“I wonder what Karl is up to right now.” pic.twitter.com/lkimitBNyC
— THE INTHICCABLE HULK ???? HeroesCon (@Steph_I_Will) June 10, 2019
Imagine walking in and your husband is being turnt out by King pic.twitter.com/JrfE9xj6G0
— ????Kayla ????Marie???? (@Maria_Giesela) June 11, 2019
Twitter erupted Thursday night when the Toronto Raptors managed to end the Golden State Warriors' dynasty and bring Canada it's first championship. As always, the Drake memes were endless.
Drake and Raptors mural in Toronto ????#NBAChampions
pic.twitter.com/5TErimjDVK— Word On Road (@WordOnRd) June 14, 2019
Warriors lost? pic.twitter.com/DJGKB0Bzxn
— Kofie (@KofieYeboah) June 14, 2019
Drake acting like he just got off the court ???????????? pic.twitter.com/71h94aEKSj
— philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) June 14, 2019
Drake sending the OVO ghostwriters to the studio tonight to come up with words that rhyme with Kawhi pic.twitter.com/3MQpZhCvfQ
— Anthony (@lnsuIted) June 14, 2019
Oh, Toronto strippers bout to retire. https://t.co/tG4e2Ik4x4
— Aegon Thee Stallion (@KidFury) June 14, 2019
JURASSIC PARK DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE AS RAPTORS LIVED IN THE CRETACEOUS PERIOD pic.twitter.com/7aWWMXdiK5
— Anthony F. Irwin (@AnthonyIrwinLA) June 14, 2019
Warriors close Oracle out 0-3 in a Finals run. Gentrification loses to straightback braids as it should
— Mr. Steal Out Her Purse (@turtlewithapen) June 14, 2019
From being broomed by LeBron to winning it all. pic.twitter.com/1eaZhuDGtj
— Jemele Hill (@jemelehill) June 14, 2019
Warriors losing really got him heated ???????????? pic.twitter.com/MBzkHvwqKY
— NBA Central (@TheNBACentral) June 14, 2019
america never lost an nba championship under obama pic.twitter.com/WEejg01q2X
— ᴍɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴀᴅᴅᴏᴡ (@taddmike) June 14, 2019
Jessica Biel's decision to come out against basic science brought on a wave of roasting that should only continue.
Measles and polio when they see Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake's kids: pic.twitter.com/b9yOIkpiVC
— Queen L'Antifa (@WStuartross) June 13, 2019
You mean now I have an actual specific reason to dislike Jessica Biel after disliking her for over decade anyway skdkdkdkdk pic.twitter.com/z2UPKjN8u4
— Clarkisha Thee Auntie (@IWriteAllDay_) June 13, 2019
I would like to dedicate my dislike of Jessica Biel to my 50,000th follower (omg).
VINDICATIONNNNNN https://t.co/ynEtI6tK8g
pic.twitter.com/eSZ5xODVSI— Clarkisha Thee Auntie (@IWriteAllDay_) June 13, 2019
Twitter also had a field day with the latest dog meme, relating a little bit too much to the scared pooch.
“Imma throw it away if no one wants it”
My fat ass: pic.twitter.com/EDvdFfH9qn
— Emanuel (@wiillums) June 10, 2019
Her: I thought you told him no tomatoes
Me: it’s cool, I’ll just take….
Her: WAITER!! This ain’t what he ordered.
Me:
— IG:GoHardTeezy (@GoHardTeezy) June 12, 2019
Pastor: “Turn to ya neighbor and say “Neighbor !!”
Me: pic.twitter.com/K61oENO5xB
— Ty $ (@__ty__4) June 12, 2019
And folks are coming to the sad realization that the Hot Girl Summer isn't panning out as planned.
Congratulations ???????? #Yungmiami … but sis where this stomach come from ????????♀️????????♀️???? pic.twitter.com/tepwzd7GOG
— Jazz ???? (@Blvk_Curls) June 12, 2019
Megan is booed up, JT is in jail, and Yung Miami is pregnant… this summer ain’t as hot as it was opposed to be pic.twitter.com/UXM1qVjnGt
— zay (@ezayur) June 11, 2019
me forcing myself to be a city girl when i really wanted to be boo’d up this summer pic.twitter.com/aJoOMVMvxB
— kiyyah wiyyah (@wtfkiyyah) June 10, 2019
Know yourself then live accordingly this summer, folks.
